Sweet Grandma Altoids whips your speech and appearance into shape like your real grandmother would.

Enter a phrase and let Grandma refine you.

Click on the Altoids bowl for a breather.

Click on the photo frame and upload an unkempt photo of yourself to be scrubbed into shape (especially behind the ears).

When the user is idle, Grandma will tell random stories from her youth.

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